I recently wrote a post about themes for real life. I mentioned that I was going to try it myself and that this would be my Year of Showing Off. By which I mean that I’m going to make an effort to get the things that I make out into the world.
Showing off is way harder than it ought to be. My fear of rejection and my shitty self esteem mean that I’m reluctant to show people stuff that I’ve made and I tend to assume that no-body wants to see it anyway. It can also be surprisingly hard to get people to look at stuff. Even if your stuff is free. Even if you’re trying to show it to someone who likes the kind of stuff that it is. Even if they’ve said that they want to look at it.
However, this Year of Showing Off is going surprisingly well. I’ve asked one of my brothers to read the novel that I’ve been calling Project Kindness and he has actually looked at it. I’m trying not to regret that decision as I sit here cringing at the thought of some of the stuff in that novel. I also showed the opening couple of chapters to one of my writer friends because I wanted to be sure that I hadn’t started in the wrong place. She seems to think that I have avoided this particular trap. I’m not sure I believe her, because I always have trouble believing the good things, but I’m not changing the beginning now.
I’ve also started querying Project Kindness. I’ve approached four agents so far. Each time I hit the send button I immediately regret it. My mind is drawn to all the peculiarities that I’m sure they’re going to hate. I become convinced that the novel is doomed.
It’s taken so long to send each query because agents all seem to want different things. So far I’ve been asked for four different combinations of query letter, synopsis, outline and sample of the book. The requested sample size has been variously the first three chapters, the first 50 pages and the first 10,000 words. That means that each query package has to be put together separately. That’s without considering the time it takes to find the agent, research the agent, and tailor the query letter to the agent.
For my next novel I’m going to write it so that the first three chapters are 10,000 words long and fit onto 50 pages. And then I’m going to reformat them so they fit onto 40 pages because some agents ask for that.
Eventually I’ll have queried all the agents on my list. My novels are weird so it’s not a long list. Then I’ll need something else to focus on. What should be my next thing to show off?
I mocked up some book covers as practice but that seems a bit previous. I’m not nearly ready to start self publishing. I haven’t even had a single rejection yet. It usually takes ages to hear back from agents. Nevertheless it is comforting to know that I can put together a not totally awful book cover. Even so I can’t share the designs just now.
I’ve almost finished crocheting a jumper for my son and once it’s finished I will take photographs and I will share them on my Instagram and probably also here. That’s still showing off but it feels like it’s showing off that isn’t leading to anything.
I’m unsure what to work on. I have a previously completed novel, Singularity, that I stopped querying because no-one showed any interest. I felt like there was something fundamentally wrong with it that I wasn’t seeing. I could go back to that and try to figure out how much work would be required to get it ready to show off. The only reason that I’m reluctant to do that is that it feels like a backward step.
There’s the first draft and the outline, working title Project Locke, that I completed during NaNoWriMo last year. I could work on that but it’s quite a long way from being ready to show off.
There’s the Parlour of Doom blog. It’s been inactive since last year and I’ve not been in the right frame of mind to work on it. Maybe I just need to suck it up and force myself to produce some content for it.
Another thing that I could work on would be short stories. I could focus on writing shorter stories that I can turn around in less time and share via either this blog or the Department Y blog. That would be one way to build readership. I’m just not sure that I remember how to write short stories. I’ve trained my imagination to tell longer stories. Maybe I should try short fiction precisely because I’m not sure I can do it? Maybe I need the challenge?