+++MEAT FALLS FROM THE SKY OVER SOUTH FLORIDA+++FAMILY AWOKEN BY LOUD THUD+++FROZEN ITALIAN SAUSAGE LANDS ON ROOF+++HOMEOWNERS BAFFLED+++2 PACKAGES IN THE YARD AND THREE ON THE ROOF+++
+++A TOTAL OF 15 POUNDS OF ITALIAN SAUSAGE WAS FOUND IN BAGS MARKED WILLIAM LAND SERVICE, A LAND-CLEARING COMPANY IN ALABAMA+++FAMILY THEORISES “SOMETHING TO DO WITH A DRUG DEAL OR SOMETHING”+++
Ok, I am super confused. Just the other day we had President Trump worrying aloud about people being knocked out by falling drugs and now we have falling Italian sausage that people are linking to drugs. What exactly are these drug dealers up to and does it involve zeppelins?
The Florida Zeppelin sighting forecast is now 17% (thats added to the current global forecast). Of course Florida is pretty weird so its entirely possible that Florida already exists in it’s own parallel universe and has done for some time.
See here for an explanation of the Zeppelin forecast.